So what is it?
ba·o·bab
ˈbāōˌbab,ˈbä-ō-/
noun
- 1.a short tree with an enormously thick trunk and large edible fruit. It can live to a great age.
Hmmmm. But what IS it?
Okay, so I went to http://whatisbaobab.com
LOOK! They grow like dangly earrings for Giants...
Baobab trees grow in Africa and have been
feeding people for 200-500
feeding people for 200-500
years, thus the nickname
"trees of life."
- Contain six times as much vitamin C as oranges
- Contain twice as much calcium as milk
- Baobab Fruit is packed with B vitamins
- Excellent source of magnesium, iron, phosphorous, and antioxidants
But it's that smell! You gotta try it! Next time you hear I'm doing another "Prevent Your Cancer" demo come by and stick your nose into the bottle. Because it's Burt's Bees, it's also a 99.6% natural product. In the old days, this feeling was only had after smoking a cigarette with a latte in hand. Mellow for five minutes before WHAM!!!!!!!!!!! At least this fruit won't have me spinning like a toy top for a few hours. I wish Mom had found it when I was younger. My butt may have been spared a few spankings. And I might have slowed down long enough to learn that I didn't know everything.
HMmm. Baobab.Maybe It could change your life!
Having a bad day? Go sniff some Baobab shampoo and live longer. Because looking for a real baobab on a grocery shelf around here is right up there with finding a young, fresh coconut with juicy flesh you can spoon out like butter. Or winning a lottery.
It's not going to happen anytime soon.
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